Sunday, 30 September 2007

Just…just no, OK?

OK, I know that sex sells. Flaunt a couple of naked ladies in front of a product, and most men will hand over their cash with about as much though as an extra in a zombie movie.

But seriously; Hot Import Nights 2’s TV advert takes this to the extreme. It seems to be aiming at the teenage boy market (in a similar vein to the accurate gravity physics decicated to bouncing breasts in the latest Dead Or Alive game).

The advert features a woman dressed in a bikini and hot pants, with gratuituous ass shot and noticable nipples. Seriously, I have some less provocative stuff in my porn collection. It spends an equal amount of time showing you the game as it does showing you the woman advertising it.

But the advert has so much female flesh on display that it can’t be broadcast before 9pm at night, hich may mean it’s missed its core market’s bedtime.

Sunday, 23 September 2007

XboxSpace: 360 Blu-Ray Player a Possibility

XboxSpace: 360 Blu-Ray Player a Possibility

I like the quote at the end:

It is not your responsibility as a consumer to fight this war for them. When they make up their minds, I’ll be willing to start buying.
However, there are two contradictory stories floating out there, one posted on Thursday 12th January 2006 and the later on Wednesday 18th January 2006

MS: Blu-ray on Xbox 360 ‘possible’ | The Register
MS says no to Xbox 360 Blu-ray support | The Register

Saturday, 22 September 2007

YouTube – Phil Collins “Gorilla Drummer” Cadbury Ad (Dairy Milk)

YouTube – Phil Collins “Gorilla Drummer” Cadbury Ad (Dairy Milk)

The hairs are standing up on the back of my neck folks!

It’s 00:21 on Sunday, and I saw an advert for a Phil Collins CD. Immediately, I thought of the Cadbury’s advert with the gorilla playing the drums. So off I went to YouTub typed in “drums gorilla” and it was second in the search results.

I started playing it, glanced over at the TV and the advert was playing at almost the exact same point!

And then the theme from The Twilight Zone started playing in my head….

Tuesday, 18 September 2007

What is it with album collaboration?

Seems like an album is only “revolutionary” or “a marvel” or “a masterpiece” if the artist has had someone collaborate on the album with them. they seem to need to have songs with guest stars, usually including Justin Timberlake (does he release any songs of his own any more?)

I’ve just seen an advert for 50 Cent’s new album “Curtis” and it seems every song on it has a guest artist singing with him.

What’s up with that?

Saturday, 15 September 2007

Febreze Oddity

OK, so here’s a question:

If Febreze is marketed as a product that doesn’t just mask bad odors with a pleasant odor, but instead to neutralise the odor, then why does Febreze come in three different fragrances?

Monday, 10 September 2007

Oversalted burger leads to charges – Yahoo! News

Oversalted burger leads to charges – Yahoo! News

Interesting article…

I think the McDonald’s employee’s question is a good one. Why didn’t the officer stop eating the burger once he realised it was too salty? Instead he continued eating what he must have realised was over salted meat, then got sick and came back to complain.

What a tool.

Honestly, what kind of idiot would keep eating a burger like that? Either he wolfed the thing down so fast he didn’t have time to taste it, or he knew it was tainted…..but continued to gobble it down.

As I said; What a tool.

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

Blu-Ray Drive on PS3 – Extra Storage Space for Games

Someone told me today that the fact that Playstation 3s have a Blu-ray drive instead of a DVD one is a big selling point for game makers, because a Blu-ray drive has a storage capacity of arounf 50Gb, whereas a DVD has a capacity of about 8Gb, give or take.

He said it was better because the game makers can put more content on the discs, make the textures photo-realistic, add sound capacity for Dolby 7.1 surround, etc.

I disagreed for the following reasons:

First of all, I don’t think the 50Gb on Blue-ray discs is necessarily a good thing for the PS3. Because if you’re a games studio and making games that are 20, 30, 40 Gb in size then they’re going to take longer to code, longer to create the artwork for and longer to test. End result: your company makes fewer games per year than a company that’s making games that are 7Gb big. OK, the games you make will probably be fantastic, photo-realistic, great surround sound, etc. But if you’re going to get the same amount of money per unit for a 40Gb game or a 7Gb game, where would you pour your limited resources?

On the other hand, how many people have a surround sound system attached to their TV that will hook up to the console? Not many, I’ll bet because most people have paid a fortune for a LCD HD TV, the console, the games, the DVD player, etc. The surround sound is probably the first thing you’d knock off your shopping list.

It it needs it, why doesn’t the Xbox 360 use a multi-disc format for their games?

PC owners for years were able to put up with a multi disc game, before games came in PC-DVD ROM format. It was simply a matter of getting to a certain stage in the game and changing the disc. Granted a free roaming game would never work as a multi-disc game, but most linear games would be fine. I certainly wouldn’t mind paying a bit extra for a multi-disc game if it meant it would last longer and give me more gameplay.

Brilliant Alternative Scene from the movie Transformers (2007)

A friend of mine sent me this.

Brilliant concept for an alternative scene.
Transformers arrive on Earth changing to look like items near them.
One lands in pool and comes out to see small girl clutching My Little Pony.
Large pink horse turns up at Transformers meeting going “What are you all looking at?”

Wish I’d thought of it…..