You know the ones. Simple looking question. Late night. Premium rate number.
Why is it always the fuckwits that get put through to the studio? Do you think this is a coincidence?
Let’s look at it. They make 75p per call, profit being about 50p. Per call. So if they give away the prize quickly, they make no money.
A typical question:
These cows go moo. Two cows go moo moo. 125 more cows make a huge moo. Imagine all those cows. Amoozing!
How many cows?
How many cows?
FOUR! It’s four for fuck’s sake!!! HOW HARD IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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