Free Paris Hilton Petition (Bazooka Barf Alert!)
Now. Imagine yourself in Govenor Schwarzenegger’s position. A official from the “Free Paris Hilton Movement” comes into your office with this petition. You read it, and the first paragraph is:
Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.
…and you have to keep a straight face….
I can picture it now.
Govenor Schwarzenegger: “Vood you excuze me for a mooment?”
Walks into restroom, followed by the sound of explosive laughter.
However, the petition does make a good point, namely:
Brandy’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!
Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.
Which you have to agree, says a lot about the US justice system.
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