Friday, 23 February 2007

The Dog Poo Fairy

What is it with some dog owners? They let their dogs crap on the street and just leave it.

What do they expect? Some magical creature comes swooping down to clean it up? Let me make it clear to all dog owners who do this.

Someone always steps in it! That’s how it get’s “cleaned up”!

One can only image that the dog poo fairly must be related to the cigarette end gnome, who goes about cleaning up all the discarded cigarette butts dropped in the street, and is probably a distant cousin of the chewing gum elf.

Bottom line: I don’t crap in your hallway, please don’t shit on my sidewalk.

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